do you ever start to get like really irrationally mad at people for no reason like because they’re standing around in the kitchen and won’t leave when you want to get some food or they move something you set down somewhere else or they forget to close the door when they leave like it’s just a stupid little thing but it makes you so mad
Josh Hutcherson and Liam Hemsworth on Jennifer Lawrence after winning her Oscar
i hate the ‘i need to listen to new songs but i don’t have the patience to get into new songs’ feeling
asking inanimate objects if they are joking when they don’t function properly
"maybe if i ignore my assignments they will magically go away" a college story“they didn’t” the riveting sequel
you know you’re getting old when you watch the little mermaid and when ariel says “i’m 16 years old. i’m not a child anymore.” and you’re just sat there like yes you fucking are young lady stop it
Instead of calling girls thirsty, we should call them D Hydrated.
The future is now
the day is january 1st, 3009. a group of humans listen to boom boom pow. when fergie says that she is so 3008 they all stand shocked and realise. fergie is now behind the times. fergie herself has become 2000 and late. this is unbelievable news to the humans. hours later the planet descends into war and chaos.
One of the worst feelings has got to be when you’re prepared for Under Pressure and Ice Ice Baby comes on instead
My life dtory
condoms aren’t completely safe my friend was wearing one when he got hit by a bus
someone right now could be thinking dirty thoughts about you
I encourage those who are to share them with me.
"if feminists want equality does this mean we can punch women now?"
go ahead chicken shit punch me in the fucking face. i will shove your entire upper body into your own ass and make you fuck yourself from the inside out
I think that if voldemort really wanted to kill harry potter the night the spell didn’t work on him he could’ve just picked him up and thrown him out a window given the fact that he was a one year old infant